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JOKES BY EMMANUEL DE SPINOZA
1 – There’s more pleasure to receive than to give… That’s woman’s motto.
2 – “Love your neighbor like you love yourself”, an African cannibal keeps on repeating these words for himself flicking through the Holy Book. “You do believe in the stupid stories of that book? In my country, the church is being empty. In any case, I’m not your neighbor!” “Well Sir, if you weren’t my neighbor, you would have finished in my cooking pot , a long time ago.”
3 – A Christian is taking a walk in an African savannah. He’s surprised by a lion. Scared, he takes his heels and finds refuge in a tree. He prays:”O Lord tell this lion to have mercy on me!” The lion licks its lips and says:”Thank You, Lord for this meal!”
4 – A pastor says to a five years old boy:”Jesus is the bread of life!” Joyfully the boy responds:”With what must I eat this bread? Butter, cheese, chocolate, ham, or BB…?”
5 – A pastor is leading a wedding ceremony. He says:”marriage chains are so heavy to be bore by oneself; therefore, I chain you up for the best and for the worst!” The bride’s father contests:Don’t you ever chain up my son!”
6 – Which is the difference between a car and a wife? None. These two always make a big hole in one’s wallet.”
7 – A father boasts after the proverb:”Like father like son”. The son looks at his Dad and says:”This being the case, I’ll marry grandMa as you married my Mom!”
8 – On the last Valentine’s day, a young lady said to her partner:”Honey, what are going you to give me today? I haven’t received your gift!” sweetie, I do love. I’m gonna whip up your ass.”
9 – President Bush is looking for weapon of mass destruction. Getting by a college, he finds Clinton lecturing Monica Levinsky. He exclaims”O my God! I got it! I got what I was searching for a long time. She gets weapons of mass destruction! When she shoots, presidents fall!”
10 – “of what does a man or a woman die?” asks an European thinker to a wise African man. “A man dies because of woman and a woman dies because of money. That’s life paradox.”
11 – Géraldine est une jeune étudiante. Elle rend visite à son ami Pierre – Marie. Après une festivité copieuse d’intimité, la jeune fille s’en va oubliant son téléphone portable sur le lit de son petit ami. Quelques temps après, le téléphone sonne. Pierre – Marie décroche. Surprise! C’est le numéro de son ami André. Il ne prend pas l’appel. Il consulte le répertoire téléphonique de Géraldine.
Mogou 1 : Pierre – Marie
Mogou 2 : André
Mogou 3:Sissoko
Mogou 4 : Nana
Mogou 5 : Mbida.
